Expert Tips from the Dog House

Tip 03

Does this outift make my butt look big?

To steer around this wreck, quickly answer no and then compliment her. You could say something like, "No, not at all. In fact, I really like how that outfit goes so well with your new hair color." Then try to quickly change the subject by saying something like, "Boy, I'm hungry. Hey, when are we having dinner?"

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